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my heart hasn’t nutted in awhile

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targuzzler:

i thought christmas was like… next friday or something its in like 3 days fuck

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50eathaters:

   

Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

Its in the black hole of tumblr

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

EVERY DAMN TIME

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH
24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

WHOA SO WEIRD

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

it’s back

Huh….

I’ll probably always reblog this

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

This post is historic

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the-mighty-tor:

blakegdiamond:

easyvirgin:

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

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wow I’m 21. that’s fucking wild

Anonymous asked: Customers don’t ever realize we can hear what they say. I had 2 customers come up to our branch & I called them over to my window but they didn’t move. They were busy getting their shit together so I patiently waited. My coworker comes over and asks me a question. While she’s doing that the fucking lady had the audacity to whisper “look, they don’t want to help us.” In Spanish. Welp. I’m bilingual. So I quickly respond “no m’am I called you over here awhile ago. I’m open.” The bitch was shook.

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bella-bleeds-jello:

Okay, so the craziest thing ever happened to me the other morning. I took my son to school like normal and when we got inside his teacher said “oh, look a cat!” I didn’t look and kept getting my son settled in so I could leave. I sat with him through breakfast and left. As I was walking out I saw the cat across the street and noticed that it was my cat. Surprised that she was there I went to get her. I called her name a couple of times and finally she made her way to me. I placed her in the car confused as hell as to how she got there. She meowed the whole way home. I pondered the whole way home as to how she was in the car on the way there without me noticing. Maybe she had crawled up into the engine? I don’t know. Well when I arrived home I got out and went to open the door for her. I felt something rub against my ankle and I look down and there is my cat. The other cat just looked at me through the car window.. Apparently I found my cats’ twin in the wild. They were a complete mirror image of each other. My mind is still blown.! 🤯

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presidentark:

papa-manatee:

what order are you even supposed to read this in?

I don’t fucking know my man

The answer to your question is actually “you’re not” - this is only 1/3 of the whole sign, and you need all of it to be able to read it sensibly. But, before you start thinking “oh well, I guess that’s not so bad then” - Here is the entire thing, with a handy guide to show you how to read it.

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bitchslappeople:

homofied:

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awed-frog:

flirting in the 21st century

Update:

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aivosumu:

The way my memory works is just so fucking weird.

Like, you can ask me to take out the trash and I’ll most likely forget to do it, but 15 years later I’ll be like “Hey remember that one rainy Monday afternoon 15 years ago when you told me to take out the trash and I forgot to do it and then you got mad at me? What, you don’t remember?? You were wearing that purple sweater and your hair was in a ponytail. Lol good times”

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cathugging:

marshals-to-dictators:

cathugging:

marshals-to-dictators:

You’re all monsters

even her?

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

you fool!!

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neilnevins:

(becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this)

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sammy431:

Hello my fellow Jews - did you know you can use Siri as a dreidel? Because I did not and I am so incredibly pleased to learn this during this lovely Hanukkah season.

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